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Election Day

OK, I'll admit it: I'm voting for the nigger.

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Voting

So I did in fact vote for the black guy today, but I was actually disappointed when I went to vote.First off, I went with my parents (even though I live half an hour away now) because I never changed...

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Chris Benoit Reviews Products

Hi, I'm former WWE Champion Chris Benoit. You may remember me from such commercials as "Boxflex - it's not just for lifting weights" and the documentary "My Son Is 9: Why Does He Only Weigh 75...

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Jiffy Lube Can Suck My Balls

About six months ago my old car died, so I brought a brand-spanking new Honda Civic (because I'm poor). I've now been to Jiffy Lube for three oil changes and every time they try to sell me...

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Apology

Most of the people I've trashed on this site I do not know personally: other bloggers, celebrities, Washington Redskins management, blacks, etc. But since Trunk and I started writing here I used this...

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Hey, what the fuck is this?

Could this be the beginning of a return? A new trip into hell, much like the one David Carradine just took with a curtain cord tied around his bag? Is this the rebirth of the most offensive blog on the...

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Mocking the Dead: Ed McMahon

Here's hoping the Devil showed up at his front door holding balloons and a giant check.Die-O! Great one!Oh, and Star Search has been replaced by coffin search.

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Michael Jackson is Dead

OK, you knew that.What you probably came here for was a couple of insensitive jokes like "Michael Jackson finally beat it" or "I bet he's moonwalking to the pearly gates!" but sadly you will not find...

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Steve McNair

If you're going to get shot four times in the head by some crazed 20-year-old she should at least be hot.Oh, and despite the gunshot wounds, McNair is listed as "probable" for the Titans season opener.

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Man Dies in Vat of Chocolate

His name was Augustus Gloop. The year was 1971. Not sure how this is news now.http://news.aol.com/article/man-dies-in-chocolate/562626

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