Voting
So I did in fact vote for the black guy today, but I was actually disappointed when I went to vote.First off, I went with my parents (even though I live half an hour away now) because I never changed...
View ArticleChris Benoit Reviews Products
Hi, I'm former WWE Champion Chris Benoit. You may remember me from such commercials as "Boxflex - it's not just for lifting weights" and the documentary "My Son Is 9: Why Does He Only Weigh 75...
View ArticleJiffy Lube Can Suck My Balls
About six months ago my old car died, so I brought a brand-spanking new Honda Civic (because I'm poor). I've now been to Jiffy Lube for three oil changes and every time they try to sell me...
View ArticleApology
Most of the people I've trashed on this site I do not know personally: other bloggers, celebrities, Washington Redskins management, blacks, etc. But since Trunk and I started writing here I used this...
View ArticleHey, what the fuck is this?
Could this be the beginning of a return? A new trip into hell, much like the one David Carradine just took with a curtain cord tied around his bag? Is this the rebirth of the most offensive blog on the...
View ArticleMocking the Dead: Ed McMahon
Here's hoping the Devil showed up at his front door holding balloons and a giant check.Die-O! Great one!Oh, and Star Search has been replaced by coffin search.
View ArticleMichael Jackson is Dead
OK, you knew that.What you probably came here for was a couple of insensitive jokes like "Michael Jackson finally beat it" or "I bet he's moonwalking to the pearly gates!" but sadly you will not find...
View ArticleSteve McNair
If you're going to get shot four times in the head by some crazed 20-year-old she should at least be hot.Oh, and despite the gunshot wounds, McNair is listed as "probable" for the Titans season opener.
View ArticleMan Dies in Vat of Chocolate
His name was Augustus Gloop. The year was 1971. Not sure how this is news now.http://news.aol.com/article/man-dies-in-chocolate/562626
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